I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
All standing in a row.
Big Ones. Small Ones. Some as big as your head.

Serious business.

COME ONE! COME ALL! TO JINZOUNINGEN VON ANDROID PSYCHO SHOCKER'S YE SHOPE OF ODDE WEARS AND OCCULTE MAJICKZ!

YOU NAME IT, WE PROBABLY HAVE IT.

And no, I am not possessing a teenage boy's body, srsly.